笔趣阁

第1章 蚂蚁王国（第1页）

在一个森林的土地上，有一个足足有6o米的大蚂蚁王国，里面有着几百亿的蚂蚁，他们的生活都过的很好。

自从红蚂蚁王国的国王动士兵来攻打黑蚂蚁王国时，一切都变了。

黑蚂蚁国王不得不用方言去跟红蚂蚁王国的国王讲话。

**（以下是作者的吐槽）

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